PROPERTY LAWS OF A
TODDLER

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE,HAD,OR WILL HAVE TODDLERS, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
ENJOY THIS.IT MAY BE APPROPRIATE FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH SPOUSES THAT
SOMETIMES ACT LIKE TODDLERS?!
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must not ever appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If your playing with something and you put it down, it automatically
becomes mine.
10.If it's broken, it's yours.
Deb.Lawrence
Missionary to the Philipines

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